Was a Dame even 'fore it was a title...

I'm going to describe myself in 6 words. Please respond to this message with your own 6 word description of me. Then post this in your own LJ and see if people can describe you in ONLY 6 words.

Classy blonde comes with Monkey Mug.

Request kisses from Rose.
If you'd like a kiss from Rose just comment here and let her know. She'll reply to your comment with a drabble of sorts that involves the kiss, or put up a thread to get that kiss on it's way. Or if you'd like a bit more control over the situation just start your own post and mark the entry locked to Rose, and leave me a comment here letting me know where the thread is and the Rose'll be there!

Offer kisses to Others.
If you're feeling particularly bold or adventurous, post the picture in your journal, note that it's open to all, and let people ask for kisses from you. Give them at least a sentence or two in response, though--none of this "*kiss*" nonsense, that's no fun.

[rules are the same as everyone else I suppose, open to all meta or implied wherever!]

banished-dame's LJ stalker is ambitious_woman!

ambitious_woman is stalking you because they saw your picture and fell in love.. They are also leaving anonymous abuse on your journal!

Huh. Interesting... ain't it MonkeyMug?