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Rose Tyler ([personal profile] banished_dame) wrote2007-11-12 11:01 pm
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[open - journal] Letters to Non-Robot-Non-Harmful Santas.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] ambitious_woman and watched it with her. (10000 points). Last Monday I helped [livejournal.com profile] ninewho see the light does go off when you shut the door on the icebox (800 points). In February I gave [livejournal.com profile] rude_not_ginger the recipe for Jackie Tyler's Sideways Banana Cake... it was awful, sorry about that. (-5000 points). In October I turned [livejournal.com profile] onlysayinghello in for... well you probably don't really want to know the details of that. (-3000 points).

Overall, I've been fantastic (2800 points). For Christmas I deserve a new Key to the TARDIS since I gave mine to my mother before I left!

Sincerely,
banished-dame

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